The Blog of a Thing

I'm Rachael, or Rae. I'm currently 20, and in a relationship with a beautiful transwomen. She is the love of my life, and we are really happy together. Steady 3 years now. I'm in Hufflepuff!Books are everything to me. Name a book, and if I haven't read it before, there is a good chance I will do whatever I can to get my hands on it. Also check out my art blog (LINK ABOVE!) which usually updates slowly. I hope you have a good day/night!

Who I Follow

too drink for humans>?? why do peopl exits?

i hate people

i lioveoarjunaand KAZ

ARJUAN IS GOIN TO OPROPSE

OH GOIDO

IM GUNA ‘UY YUES.

I lvoe tjem

Also Liucina.

<3

drunksruinkzarutjnkk

beachgnome:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

Fifty Shades of QamuSHa’

(via moniquill)

niente-dal:

itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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NOT HAVING ANYTHING PLANNED

WRITING ANYWAY

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alienpapacy:


initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

(via marylikesbirds)

angelshavethephonebox:

mypatronusisyou:

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

(via mistressazariel)

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

I actually really love this analogy.

(via wincherella)

This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

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victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

(via motherhenna)

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

(via whowasntthere)

howling-mad-92:

thefuuuucomics:

draayder:

sa8oteur:

sylvanburningcenter:

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye

NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS 

EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL.

(via b-lace)

dem-queer-animals:

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

an actual helpful guide for acne, plus its actually really adorable

(via mistressazariel)

tofftoffgalinda:

completelytwitterpated:

Let all Oz be agreed, I’m wicked through and through

Inspired by the line “Sure I meant well - Well, look at what well-meant did” so here’s Elphaba throughout Wicked

Love

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teraya-martaya:

americanprophet:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN THESE TWO CAPS HIS SHIRT HAD JUST BEEN TORN APART FOR NO REASON

Something did happen. Spock beamed down. And don’t the wishes and imaginations of people become reality on that planet?

teraya-martaya:

americanprophet:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN THESE TWO CAPS HIS SHIRT HAD JUST BEEN TORN APART FOR NO REASON

Something did happen. Spock beamed down. And don’t the wishes and imaginations of people become reality on that planet?

(via itreallyisthelittlethings)

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Fall Out Boy,
Nightmare Revisited

kittyhague:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR

(via jeffersonshat)

snoozlebee:

if I wrote ds9 there would be a full extra season of filler episodes with plots like “odo convinces quark a sad looking parrot is actually him in disguise” or “jadzia dax smokes a ton of weed and gets really excited about her novelty sunglasses collection”

snoozlebee:

if I wrote ds9 there would be a full extra season of filler episodes with plots like “odo convinces quark a sad looking parrot is actually him in disguise” or “jadzia dax smokes a ton of weed and gets really excited about her novelty sunglasses collection”

(via moniquill)